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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 18:53
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Being fat is a trap - Hacker News
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Breast transplanted to replace cancerous one in 'world first' operation - BBC
Then came..
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Next, they tried...
Do ya think Taylor Swift worships the devil?
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Which is the best under eye cream in India?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Founding Black Sabbath members visit Birmingham mural ahead of epic hometown show - Louder
No go.
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Is it wise to SECRETLY expose a narcissist by telling others that he/she is a covert narcissist?